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toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

(via donnacabonna)

— 2 days ago with 31406 notes
oprahsbae:

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

that was an attempt?

oprahsbae:

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

that was an attempt?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 2 days ago with 182191 notes

pussyjizz:

me walking to school after spending a night with good dick

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(via lohanthony)

— 2 days ago with 9602 notes

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via zaynsbro)

— 2 days ago with 469277 notes

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

fatwink:

i need a guy to grab my butt right now

i would but things with high value usually have a ‘look but don’t touch’ policy

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(via laughcentre)

— 2 days ago with 25122 notes
bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via laughcentre)

— 2 days ago with 258056 notes

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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(via zaynsbro)

— 2 days ago with 665696 notes

latinobussy:

thickonce replied to your post: anonymous said:You’re sweetLike a…

Stop gassing yourself up

When someone offers to buy your hair, we’ll talk

— 2 days ago with 7 notes
zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via dyalated)

— 2 days ago with 212047 notes

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

— 1 week ago with 6770 notes